Cecil Moore:A bibliophile with a penchant for women and the inability to touch them.

Andrew Wickett:A health inspector with a penchant for illusions and playing cards.

Walter Goike:An angry man with a hot daughter.

Rabecca Goike:A hot daughter with a ferocious appetite.

Gilbert Blackwell:An insightful traveling poet and panhandler.

Timothy Dunstan:A hot footed ex-short order cook.

TC:A tough bird who’s been around and seen it all.

Fifi:A pampered show hen.

Lawrence Gilman:A cheerful detective with a fear of sudden bursts of light.

Ben Roscoe:A not-so-cheerful detective with an explosive personality.